I wish I was more articulate to describe how awesome your wine is. And the name, the packaging! Awesome.
I am no wine enthusiast. They have it on airplanes, I drink it, I smile, life continues. But whatever, its just wine.
I'm a twenty-something young man fighting through his last months in the army, spending my free time wailing on guitars with vicious and extreme brutality. It makes poodles explode in eruptions of blue flame. I love hockey and beef jerky. I am brash and arrogant and sometimes I say things that make my girlfriend hit me upside the head.
You guessed it: I'm a layman on a good day. And a simpleton such as myself IMMEDIATELY spotted your wine as being made from pure 100% Awesome. The name? Witty, funny, conjures images of my stepmom who would agree. The model? Perfect fit for the name. The feel, the vibe, the description, I love it. Nothing pretentious about it. It's all, "This is wine, this is your break, lady, fuck the dishes, it's ME time."
I may not be a housewife, but I'm still going to drink it. Bravo.
The Usual Suspect